Eleanor Roosevelt (ellie_roosevelt) wrote,
Eleanor Roosevelt
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The State of the Union Address

This lizard is going to liveblog.

9:05-- So far, so good. I haven't seen that SOB's grimace.

9:09-- Bill Frist is looking very grim tonight. I think that fellow might have cheated Death himself.

9:11-- Well, shiver my ruined timbers! I just saw the smirk! That bastard!

9:14-- Looks like the President has lips fit for an alligator. But the real question tonight, my dears, is where did his teeth go? He's looking a bit gummy tonight! Hahaha.

9:17-- Bush just took credit for the increase of democracies since 1945. Wrong! This lizard is older than that young whippersnapper. I know what he was doing in the fifties.

9:21-- Enough with the citing things that great Democratic presidents have accomplished as it it reflects on him! He is the poorest excuse for a leader to ever occupy the Oval Office!

9:23-- Huhuhu/// This is SCALIA! ^_^ I hacked Eleanor Roosevelt cuz I am not in my seat and I am on the lam tonight.

9:26-- Sorry about Scalia. I don't know where he came from. I just noticed that that man doesn't know what makes a good speech. He just recited a letter from a Marine as if he memorized it. It would have been much more effective if he had looked down at his notes as if he had the letter there and read it.

He just winked! WHY DID HE WINK? I am so embarassed.

9:35-- Bush lied. The Constitution does not give him the power to spy on me. It expressly forbids it.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
9:38-- OOooo no he didn't! He alluded to New Orleans, the city he destroyed!

I'm surprised he's attacking protectionists and those who oppose immigration. Xenophobes are half his base!

9:43-- I loved that Democrats stood when Bush announced his failure to destroy Social Security!

9:46-- More with the immigrants. I can't believe it. But I hear some mistruths coming about health care! You know, the United States government runs an extremely effective and cost-effective health system--the Veterans' Administration's hospitals. The government not only provides the insurance but also provides the care. And it works.

9:54-- He just listed a whole lot of things that Clinton did as if they reflect well on himself. The people off welfare, the number of abortions going down, etc. I had almost forgotten how successful Clinton was.

AAAH! ENOUGH WITH THE TALK ABOUT NATURAL DISASTER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU RUINED MY HOME!

10:01-- Talking about "a hopeful society" seems like an admission of failure to this gator. If after being President for five years, your message to the country is "let's hope for the best," you have already failed.
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